Werewolf Vikings From Outer Space

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via ruinedchildhood)

ten-gamma-alpha:

The only thing that would have made that even funnier would be if the cat was wearing a balaclava too.

ten-gamma-alpha:

The only thing that would have made that even funnier would be if the cat was wearing a balaclava too.

(Source: liartownusa, via llamasballsack)

jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

(via llamasballsack)

kristakittyfish:

he sees you when you’re sleeping

kristakittyfish:

he sees you when you’re sleeping

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beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

(Source: harrywantsababy, via ruinedchildhood)

babygoatsandfriends:

Baby goat loses cell phone privileges

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zody:

cautioncat:

EXCUSE ME BUTTERFLY I’M TRYING TO BE INTIMIDATING WAY TO GO SHITFUCK.

(Source: imabeast78, via lovecraftianloser)

babygoatsandfriends:

i dmx-ified pipsqueak the puppy headbutting goat.

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babygoatsandfriends:

Goats are super cute! #goat #baby #babyanimals #cute #little #animals #playfighting

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